Clover: Thank you... Thank you, Junpei...
Junpei: H-Hey... What's going on with you?
Clover: I'm sorry, it's just... I'm so happy...
Junpei: ...Why?
Clover: The body in the shower room. It...it isn't his. It isn't my brother.
Junpei: ...Huh?
Clover: It's not Snake.
Junpei: Why on Earth would you think that?
Clover: Because his left arm is-- I'm sorry... I...really shouldn't be talking about this... He's still alive... I'm...I'm so happy... Junpei... You were right.
Junpei: ...?
Clover: "No matter what happens, you can never lose hope. You have to remember what's most important, and that's to have faith, and to have love. If you can remember all of these, that'll bring you good luck." I...I only made it here because you gave me this. I was suspicious of everybody, and I was angry and miserable... But because I had this 4-leaf clover... Because of what you said to me, I... Thank you so much, Junpei.
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Santa: This is the only door here, ‘cept for the one we just came in through.
Junpei: Then this is the exit.
Santa: No shit, Sherlock. Course it’s locked…
Junpei: Is it an electric lock?
Santa: No. just a keyhole, right under the doorknob.
Junpei: So to open this door, we’ve gotta find the key that fits that keyhole.
Santa: Yeah.
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Junpei: This is Clover’s card. You know, looking at this photo… She’s kinda cute, isn’t she?
June: …
Junpei: Huh? What’s up?
June: Oh nothing. Nothing at all.
Why does her smile make me feel cold?
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June: This is the only area with a fence around it.
Santa: Junpei, think you could go take a look at that?
Junpei: Sorry, but no thanks.
Santa: Why…?
Junpei: I’ve…uh…got a bad feeling about it…
Santa: Pussy… Ok. Fine. I’ll go.
June: Please be careful, Santa.
Santa: Yeah… But, just in case…
Wait… What’s he going to do with that screw…? I don’t see what throwing a screw at a fence is— Holy shit!
June: !
Santa: !
Junpei: !
June: This… Oh man…
Junpei: There’s…electricity running through that fence…
Santa: …Looks like it…
June: Then we can’t get to the other side…
Santa: Well, we could jump off those crates, but we wouldn’t be able to get back.
Junpei: Hmm…
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Santa: It’s a thermometer…
June: Can you get it off?
Junpei: No. It’s screwed on the wall.
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Santa: “LOCK,” huh… There’s a blue light right next to it, but it’s off.
Wishing doesn’t seem to be a very effective way of getting the lights to turn on.
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Santa: It looks like the red light is off.
Junpei: Yeah, and it still says “LOCK.”
Santa: You think maybe we gotta disable the “LOCK” first?
Still no love from the red light.
→3 notes | 2 months ago · Mar 9,2012 ·
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I think the ladder is following me.
Junpei: “Trying to keep up with all the latest stiles has me all rung out…” “Well, if it’s a choice between being a step for someone else, and being a real social climber, I’ll take the ladder!” “What do you call a secondary ladder covered in people?” “A full B-ladder!”
Okay, I need to stop doing these before I hurt myself… Beside, this is no time making jokes! I need to get out of here, now!
→12 notes | 2 months ago · Mar 8,2012 ·
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The ladder watches me. I sense that it finds me…wanting.
Junpei: “So this friend of mine fell all the way down a 15-foot ladder.” “Wow, that’s pretty bad. How’s he doing?” “Oh, he’s all right, but he’s feeling pretty rung out by the whole experience.”
I should be writing these down… They’re comedy gold!
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So, ladder, we meet again.
Once again, I gaze upon this stately ladder.
Junpei: “Ladder? I don’t even know her!”
Most. Original. Joke. Ever.
As I gaze into the ladder, the ladder gazes into me.
Junpei: “Hey, so did you hear what that shopkeeper said after his ladder got stolen?” “No, what’d he say?” “Further steps will be taken.”
…And that’s why I have no friends.
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